(Small Realizations) Pt.2 of ?

I went shopping at Fred Meyer today and figured two very important things out:

I found [and purchased] this face wash that has a pulsing LED light in it. Some people would ask "Why do you need that?"...



...But my question is: Why don't all my hygiene products have lights in them? Get on it, America.

Another thing: Why don't more people wear boxer briefs? They're so much better than boxers, and I can say that with confidence after only wearing them for a few hours.

AND ANOTHER THING: Why have I never heard of E for Explosion before? Thanks to E█████ D███ I've found this awesome dreampop band. So glorious. ON SECOND THOUGHT after listening to the lyrics, this band is incredibly stupid. I still like the music though...